St Pierre confuses title fight for dwarf tossing, loses title

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Former UFC welterweight champion Georges St Pierre is rumored to have lost his belt to Matt Serra at UFC 69 due to confusion as to whether he was fighting in a sanctioned title fight or deceived into participating in an illegal underground dwarf tossing contest. Always the consummate French-Canadian gentleman, St Pierre was overheard by fans in the first few rows making comments such as “Look at this little guy, isn’t he cute?” and “how could I dare punch this small defenseless creature? What cruel bastards!” It is not known how soon after regaining consciousness from John McCarthy’s stoppage did St Pierre realize he was fighting a valid welterweight opponent.

St Pierre could not be reached for further comment.

 

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