The NFL has apparently revised their poor player performance policy by punishing washed up players that overstayed their welcome and subjecting them to fight in substandard mixed martial arts events. Johnnie Morton, a faggot and former lousy wide receiver who played for numerous NFL teams, will be fighting a yet-to-be-named opponent at K-1’s American debut event in Los Angeles (pending the show does not get cancelled due to noise pollution from the volume of crickets and tumbleweeds the venue will attract). While instances of this policy have transpired in the past, this will be the first time an NFL player will be fighting a seasoned MMA veteran.

Photo depicting the anticipated attendence at K-1 DYNAMITE!! USA at Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.
We here at MixedMartrollArts applaud the NFL’s efforts and suggest the NFL expand this policy to include other team staff so we may see future fights including Redskins owner Daniel Snyder vs Eric “Butterbean” Esch and Lions GM Matt Millen vs Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic.
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