Mystery of Jenna Jameson’s weight loss revealed

It has become glaringly apparent that professional cumbucket Jenna Jameson has started to wither away into a walking skeleton as of late. Rumors circulate that her rapid weight loss is a result of her going through an extremely stressful divorce – however MixedMartrollArts has an exclusive breakthrough report on the true source of her shrinking body-frame; Tito Ortiz’s expanding skull and the oxygen it depletes in the surrounding vicinity.

Observe the series of photographs in chronological order documenting this shocking revelation.

Here we see a healthy Jenna and Tito in the beginning of their courtship circa early 2006.

 

A few months later we begin to see Jenna’s face look more gaunt as Tito’s oxygen-depriving cranium grows larger.

 

A year later we see the ravages of oxygen depletion on poor Jenna as her suitor’s skull has doubled its circumference.

 

 Here is a recent photo of Jenna Jameson, with half of her body mass rotted away.

 

 

Finally here is a sneak peak on the set of Jenna’s latest pornographic film scheduled for release this summer, Babes of Birkenau