New employment options for Jerry Millen

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In wake of Zuffa’s shocking acquisition of DSE’s Pride fighting organization, there is speculation on what will become of everybody’s most hated transsexual,  former Pride vice president Jerry Millen. Here on MMTA is an uncomplete list of future job options for Jerry Millen should he be retained by Zuffa in any capacity. Suggestions are highly welcome!

1. Personal beard and mustach trimmer for Andrei Arlovski 1043.jpg

2. Americanized version of the Pride diaper man for opening ceremonies

3. Interview coach for Randy Couture when he returns to broadcasting after his forthcoming decapitation.

To add your suggestion, please leave a comment.

 

3 Responses to “New employment options for Jerry Millen”


  1. 1 your name March 28, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    He can box himself and sell it as a big fat box of douche

  2. 2 Bob Bohndan March 28, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    Gay Porn


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